i love you, i whisper to my last chicken nugget as i eat it.

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But if she didn’t invent hair dye, then how did she go from brunette to blonde all the way back in 1998 before anyone ever knew the possibility of changing their natural color? I don’t know about you- but I remember it vividly. Also, if THIS (below) didn’t change the world…then I don’t know what will satisfy you…